Kick me in the nuts
at a pre-arranged time
A year ago I was talking to someone in Mexico and realized mid-conversation that I had been using the wrong form of address.
“Oops I’m sorry,” I said. “Whenever I speak Spanish, I am accidentally rude.”
Or, that is what I tried to say. What I actually said was: “Oops I’m sorry. Whenever I speak Spanish, I accidentally …