Is Sam Bankman-Fried good at paddle ball?

In which I involuntarily discover the answer to this question

A source stood me up for lunch so I was left to my own devices on a weekday afternoon in a Soho restaurant. Not being able to expense the meal due to sudden absence of source, I ordered the cheapest configuration of food and drink on the menu—tap water, drip coffee, sandwich—and sat back to enjoy my hour of unexpectedly refunded time.

A minute later the…